Where Are All The Other Shockingly Unfit Runners?

I feel like I've been trawling the blogging world for hours. I've bookmarked 41 other running blogs but I have yet to find any runners as unfit as me. This just adds weight to my theory that I must be the most unfit, non-obese 26 year old on the planet. If anyone out there is also running 15 minute miles then please let me know you're there. You will have the dubious honour of a link in my sidebar under the heading "Red-Faced Runners", or "Puffed-Out Plodders" or some other mildly offensive phrase.