I Am The Cake

The above diagram illustrates my current weekly cake intake. Some time before Christmas I thought "hooray it's Christmas" and started eating cakes like they're going out of fashion. I think I must have eaten twice my bodyweight in cakes since them... fortunately only 10 pounds of the cakes stuck... sigh. Just this evening I hoovered up some evil brownie/mousse/chocolate sauce-y thing that clearly had been despatched directly from hell to lead innocent cake lovers like me into temptation. I swear if I could beat my cake addiction I'd be about half the size I am now. I need to do a Lohan and check myself into some kind of strict rehab centre for cake-a-holics.

New Profile Picture!

Yes that's lil' old me there - I'm in Brussels. I thought it was about time for a new profile picture because the old one keeps making me think my nose and forehead are huge... insecure... me?